The House of Leaves

Hillary Clinton '08

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:56:21 GMT

In honor of Jackie, Andrea, the Hillary supporters, and the Hillary haters: I give you three hilarious Hillary-centered videos. Enjoy, and don't forget to vote on Tuesday!

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Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:20:14 GMT

This great evil - where's it come from?
How'd it steal into the world?
What seed, what root did it grow from?
Who's doing this?
Who's killing us, robbing us of life and light, mocking us with the sight of what we mighta known?
Does our ruin benefit the earth, aid the grass to grow and the sun to shine?
Is this darkness in you, too?
Have you passed through this night?

Lost Quiz

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 05:41:53 GMT

Ummm...have I ever mentioned how much I love Lost? Well I do. It is my life!

Which Lost Character Are You?

Created by BuddyTV

Democratic Debate: Monday January 21, 2008

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 07:31:34 GMT

Screw Flavor of Love, I Love New York, Tila Tequila, and all the rest. I present to you the new future of reality television. (Well worth the watch).

Don't judge me!

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 22:21:38 GMT

Ok, everyone is going to think I am a total dork but I think this is cool:

How Spider-Man 3 Should Have Ended...

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 06:39:01 GMT

I found this hilarious video on how Spider-Man 3 should have ended. A little long, but worth the watch. I think that Katie and Chris will enjoy it the most.

Fuck You With Something Hard And Sand-papery!

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:00:15 GMT

Consider this a death threat

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:36:41 GMT

I woke up to the funniest text message today!

Mike: "Buy a Maroon 5 cd. Its as cheap as Dan's mom."
Me: *ROFLMAOWTFFTWDIAFLOL!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!!!!!!*

Last night, Jackie was goofing around on the interweb, and found one of the best commentaries on B. Spears I have ever seen.

Shopping

Sat, 11 Aug 2007 00:23:16 GMT

Today, Jackie had a hair appointment to get it cut and her color redone. So, while she was doing that, Terry (Jackie's Mom) and I went to the PICU to visit Jackie's cousin who was stung by a bee the other day and had a really bad reaction. After that we went to Cielo Vista Mall.

Now, I usually don't like going to the mall but there are two reasons for this: 1) My mom called me and told me that JC Penny's had a huge Clearence Sale and that I should buy some more formal/work clothes. 2) My mom called me again and said that Jackie and I should visit the hospital I was born at...I reminded her that Beaumont is a miltary hospital and we can't go there. So, she said, "Well, I guess you can visit the place where my water broke...I think it was Cielo Vista Mall."

So I went to Ceilo Vista Mall and bought $508.78 worth of pants, shirts, ties, and belts. But after all the discounts, it only cost me $245.34. Good deal, no?

Tonight Jackie and I are going to see a band. Tomorrow we're going to get some Chucks and then go to Mexico. Busybusybusy. See you all soon.

Book 8: Harry Potter and the Ruined Cell Phone

Mon, 06 Aug 2007 23:04:29 GMT

Ok,you know when you lose or destroy your cell phone and you try to get in contact through facebook, lj, myspace, etc to get people to contact you with their numbers? Well my old friend from high school sent me the following message in a posted note on facebook. I almost died laughing. Her message follows:

Anneke's Phone fell in the pool but Deathly Hallows is dry!!!!

When I went back this last weekend I decided to head out to the pool while waiting on my family to get back from stuffs so we could eat. I had my cell beacuse I needed to make some calls and Harry Potter book 7 becuase I had yet to finish it due to previous babysitting obligations........

I tripped and my towel my book and my phone began to fall into the pool.....in those few seconds my brain chose to save my most prised possesion.....my book so here we stand.

Ive lost all my numbers :(
if yall could message me with your phone numbers that would be fabulous!!!!

I'm so stoked: Order of the Phoenix

Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:32:23 GMT

Wednesday July 11th, 2007 at 7pm.
The wait will be over for me.

Which Hogwarts House do you belong in?
Gryffindor You belong in Gryffindor! You are probably really brave and willing to try anything once. You are loyal to your friends and you look out for them because you trust them. You know what is right and what is wrong and you always make the decision that your heart tells you.
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I'm so stoked for the Fall 2007 season!

Sun, 01 Jul 2007 09:17:00 GMT

Bionic Woman_NBC

The Sarah Connor Chronicles_FOX

Moonlight_CBS

Private Practice_ABC

Reaper_CW

Wed, 27 Jun 2007 16:53:44 GMT

peter and i are going tubing.
see ya later bitches!!!

and thanks ONCE AGAIN to the assholes who crapped out on us AGAIN.
it's okay though. peter and i only need each other to have fun.

PEACE,
jackie

I can't tell if this is a good thing or a bad thing...

Sun, 17 Jun 2007 11:01:01 GMT

Pro: I got this piece of popcorn kernal out of my mouth that had been lodged between two teeth inside the gum. It was in there for three weeks. I did this by eating a peach.

Con: The peach had some sort of worm/maggot/grub inside of it.

Mine's the BEST!!!

Thu, 14 Jun 2007 19:32:11 GMT

I ate his Peter with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Which movie was this quote from?

OMGZ!!!

Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:44:09 GMT

I cannot freaking believe it! They are going to have 22 episodes, Madonna is going to join the cast, and Nicole Kidman, Naomi Watts, and Sandra Bullock are slated to make guest cameos! I'm so stoked!

Question:

Wed, 02 May 2007 05:02:58 GMT

My family is coming to town next weekend for my graduation and my dad is asking where I think we should eat on Friday and Saturday nights.

Here were some of my thoughts:
-Tong's Thai
-Cool Cafe
-El Jarro de Arturo
-Paloma Blanca (will probably be packed)
-Tomatillo's (will probably be packed)

I know there are other places but I can't think of any. Do you have any ideas? Is Water Street Oyster Bar any good?

Grey's Anatomy

Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:37:41 GMT

You know, there are people out there in the world who watch Grey's Anatomy and say, "This show has no basis in real life!" Well I am here to tell you that those people are idiots. If anything, real life is WAY more dramatic than Grey's Anatomy. The things I have learned tonight will affect everything.

I'm gonna start some drama, you don't want no drama. No no drama. No no no no drama!

Tarot Card

Sun, 15 Apr 2007 06:00:16 GMT

You are The Chariot

Triumph, Victory, Overcoming Obstacles.

The chariot is one of the most complex cards to define. On its most basic level, it implies war, a struggle, and an eventual, hard-won victory. Either over enemies, obstacles, nature, the beasts inside you, or to just get what you want. But there is a great deal more to it. The charioteer wears emblems of the sun, yet the sign behind this card is the moon. The chariot is all about motion, and yet it is often shown as stationary. It is a union of opposites, like the black and white steeds. They pull in different directions, but must be (and can be!) made to go together in one direction. Control is required over opposing emotions, wants, needs, people, circumstances; bring them together and give them a single direction, your direction. Confidence is also needed and, most especially, motivation. The card can, in fact, indicate new motivation or inspiration, which gets a stagnant situation moving again.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Go Go Emo Rangers!

Tue, 20 Mar 2007 06:20:36 GMT

LAWL! This is the funniest thing I have ever seen!

I also watched the entire first episode and visited their myspace!

Reagan High School

Thu, 01 Mar 2007 22:08:07 GMT

I read this on the front page of the San Antonio Express News yesterday, and laughed a little bit at the stupidity of it all.

read this

His chances for survival shrank from small to infantesimal.

Sat, 03 Feb 2007 05:39:10 GMT

I know, I know I'm a nerd. But I loved this show and I just got done watching all four seasons on youtube.

Campus Ministry Training Retreat

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 22:59:52 GMT

Going out of town (and out of cell phone range) for the weekend. I'll be back on Sunday evening. If you need to tell me something, send a text and I'll get it on Sunday when I get signal again.

Uses for lawl:

lawl-er skates
lawl-er coaster
lawl-ocaust
cell-lawl-ular phone
lawl-ipino
lawl-apalooza (duh?)
The great Lawl of China
lawl flower

Don't Forget the Robot!

Tue, 26 Dec 2006 06:01:31 GMT

No joke, this is my favorite music video right now. This song rocks! I <3 you Robin Sparkles!

Viva Las Vegas!

Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:06:04 GMT

I'm in Vegas for the weekend with my Dad. If you try to call, I will not answer. You can leave a voice mail or if you really want to get in touch, text me and I might text back. See you all when I get back.

Peace,
-Peter